I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Well, this is fun.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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The Aristocrats

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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i like potatoes

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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