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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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