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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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