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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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