- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

whats your budget like? a budget.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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