A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Communism hehe xd

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Anyone can post anything.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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