- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Your're racist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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