- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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