You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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