- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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