- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Knock, knock. Come in.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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