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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally