- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."