Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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