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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

The american education system.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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