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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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