How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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