- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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