- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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