- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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