- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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