There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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im gay

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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