- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What is your name? My name is Jeff

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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