- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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