- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??