- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I have a really funny joke.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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