Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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