- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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