Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

The Blonde walked into a wall.

My jeans

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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