the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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