why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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