Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Poop...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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