- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hill billy went fishing

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Chuck Norris.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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