an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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