- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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I'm so punny.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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