- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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