- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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