- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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