- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?