What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Phew... it's gone.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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