A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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