- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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