- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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