- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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