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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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