What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.