- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

i'm hard

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

I have an idea! You leave.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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