- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One, two, three, four and five

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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