- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What's 9 + 10 19

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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