- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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