- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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