- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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