There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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A Serbian Film

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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i saw amango it splootered

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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