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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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