- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Happy Monday!

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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