What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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