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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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