What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Faithful men.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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