- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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