Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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