- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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