What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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