There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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