I have an idea! You leave.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Anti Joke

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