Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Anti Joke

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