- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Gordon Brown smiles.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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