Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Penis.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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