- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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