What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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womens rights.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Pickle

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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One, two, three, four and five

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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