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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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