Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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