What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

dat shoe shine tho

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...